Fun Bit 013 - Jack and Jill

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Jack and Jill is so crap, Yahoo refuses to spell Adam Sandler's name right.

On a separate note, that movie really is crap. I'm usually a big fan of Adam Sandler's movies but couldn't even get through 20 minutes of this one.

Having Katie Holmes in there didn't help. Seems she has already hit that age when white women suddenly go from doable to saggy.

Fun Bit 012 - National Day idiots

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An article in the my paper dated 30th July 2009 about idiots who'd pay rates of $408-468 a night at Swissotel The Stamford, $780-1800 a night at Mandarin Oriental and $1000-1400 for 2 nights at Ritz-Carlton to watch the National Day parade and fireworks.

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FFS, who the hell is that damn stupid enough to spend that kind of money on this crap when a better, longer holiday in Malaysia, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam or even Hong Kong at better hotels can be had for even less money? I just spent 6 nights in Thailand and spent less than $1000 on the whole thing.

I find this so unbelievable I have to wonder whether idiots Long Li Yann and husband Jimmy Liew quoted in the article even exist.

Fun Bit 011 - Bridges for Dummies

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This idiotic forum contribution in the my paper dated 11th February 2009 :O
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1. So the elderly and the physically-disabled can sprint across roads to avoid oncoming cars but they can't climb an overhead bridge? :o

2. More importantly, who the fuck would use the overhead bridges if there are pedestrian crossings just under or within 50m of them?

Fun Bit 009 - Stealing handbags after sex

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Yew Kin Wah, 39, went to Geylang and picked up a 34-year-old China woman for sex on Sept 4. He drove her to an open carpark at Aljunied industrial estate where they had sex outside the car. After sex, he drove off with her handbag containing $600 and a cellphone.

Five days later, he approached a 33-year-old China woman for sex. He took her to the open carpark at Geylang East industrial estate where he made off with her handbag with about $520 after sex.

On each occasion, he had agreed to pay them $50.

His lawyer, Mr Laurence Goh, said his client was having sex with the victims when he did not know that his $1 condoms broke. When the Chinese prostitutes realised that they had had unprotected sex, they were very angry and demanded $50 to a few hundred dollars more as compensation.

When Yew refused to give as he had no more money, the victims started to assault him and refused to let him leave, said the lawyer. So Yew drove off and tossed out their handbags while driving off. But in the case of the two victims, Mr Goh said they had apparently not seen the handbags being hurled and presumed Yew had taken them.

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1. Not sure who's more pathetic here: Yew Kin Wah or his laywer Laurence Goh for telling this crock of shit in court (and probably coming up with it too).

2. Those Chinese prostitutes are either very careless about carrying a lot of their money around or doing very well every night. Gotta be 10 pops each before they even met up with Yew Kin Wah. That's some loose pussy.