I Am Legend sucks

I wasted 90-100 minutes of my life last night watching I Am Legend. Boring movie with a pretentious title to boot, Will Smith only went into this one for the money.

If this movie had been released during the summer, it would have struggled to make even half of what it has made so far. But since it was released in the shit-but-profitable December dumping ground, it made tons of $$$. Like that other piece of crap Night At The Museum did in 2006.

No mistake about it though, this movie is not worth anybody's time and certainly not worth the increasingly expensive cinema ticket price. Good thing I didn't pay a cent to watch it. Now if only I could get those 1.5hrs of my life back.

Fun Bit 001 - Abe's shit

News:

Japan's former prime minister Shinzo Abe said earlier this week that he quit the post because of severe diarrhoea.

Fun:
So we can finally all agree that he was shit.

An Hour In The Life Of Dennis

I'm sitting my ass in the Coffee Bean at Raffles Hospital and I'm bored. The sofa should be comfy but it's not. The music kinda sucks. The people here are nothing to look at. Even the people walking by outside today look like they were beaten by an ugly stick, or maybe an ugly stick could have improved their looks.

I've just started a game of online snooker against somebody with a blank record but obviously he/she has played before. And I've obviously lost my touch after resting my snooker cue for a few weeks and switching back to Yahoo Pool.

I'm cursing myself for not bringing this laptop's base, at least then I could have been playing Football Manager 2008 at the same time. Surfing the Internet and playing snooker at the same time just isn't enough for someone with my multi-tasking skills.

My snooker opponent has resigned after I took a 40-point lead with just the last 3 balls remaining. He types something in Polish as he leaves the table, I have no earthly clue what he means. I'd like to think my snooker skills didn't deteriorate too much but I won't kid myself. Maybe this new opponent with a rating of 6788 will show me how it should be done.

5.30pm strikes and it seems my wait is nearly over. Time to end this post.